December 2011
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Things I Learned From Die Hard
Any and all air vents can be used to travel around an office building. (Don’t lie and say you don’t look at the air vents in an office and think “If shit gets real, I can use those.”)
Emergency dispatch is more concerned with how you called them rather than why.
If the person manning the front desk is overly friendly, it’s probably because a guy with a machine gun...
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Dear Cheddar Bacon Dip....
you abused and deceived my love of all things cheddar and bacon. What should have been a perfect pairing was nothing of what I had hoped and dreamed it would be.
I don’t know what to believe in now.
P.S. Die Hard is on tv. We could have been enjoying this together, but YOU had to taste gross. Your loss Cheddar Bacon Dip.
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It's Christmas Eve. I'm on Tumblr.
i-think-i-l0ve-y0u:
GPOY
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“Go for Baroque.”
– Emilie Autumn - @emilieautumn
Watchgirlgoesgrrr:
Merry Fucking Christmas
Yuuuuup. GPOY
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55 minutes till the American Horror Show season finale. 1 hour 55 minutes till I have to think of a new reason to live. #nowwhat?
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family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
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